i think i made this video forever ago and i just found it deep in my gallery

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

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OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

"Stop being funnier than me on my own post" is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like "hang on lemme look that up...yeah this is funny" and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let's build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you've really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here's the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

Pet portrait commission for Jocelyn.

my collection. i love fucked up dogs im the #1 fan of fucked up dogs

• Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
• Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
• Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
• Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
  

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

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